Tuesday, 30 December 2014

Five Real Ways To Lose A Guy.

A while back I saw the movie 'How to loose a guy in 10 days' If you're not familiar with it, it's about an advertising executive and ladies' man who, to win a big campaign, bets that he can make a woman fall in love with him in 10 days. An NYC journalist covers the "How To" beat for "Composure" magazine and is assigned to write an article on "How to Lose a Guy in 10 days." Although I know it's morally incorect and cruel my curiosity took the best of me. To write this blog post, like the movie what better way to know how things would workout than to experience it for my self. Theres a lot of things most guys would not be honest about. The fact is there are real things you can do to loose a guy if your not careful and it can happen to you. I know its really wrong of me to list this and I know people are going to call me a pr*ck for saying all of these things, but I’m trying to help you. I’m not here to tell you what you want to hear, I’m here to tell you the truth. Better have a bruised ego now than a broken heart later. Toughen up and pay attention.

Loose your looks 

Start gaining weight, stop dressing up, stop doing your make up, stop doing your hair, just stop giving a crap about what you look. If your already wearing a lot of sweat pants in front of your boyfriend, your half way there. Dress like a slob as much as you can and he’ll be out of there. Oh and remember stop shaving everywhere! Make him forget about the hottie he first met. You don’t need to be a model but you do need to maintain the same level of beauty from when you first met. In an ideal world looks shouldn’t matter but in the REAL world they do. At the very least, men think putting in the effort is attractive. Men are visually stimulated, thats an accepted fact, most of you who are reading this are emotionally stimulated. Just an example, how would you feel if your guy stopped being the gentleman he was when you first met? EXACTLY. Keeping men visually happy is no less unreasonable than keeping you emotionally happy, it's all about effort. Rug burn during sex is awesome (insert sarcasm) 


Nag him about everything, be sure to nag him about anything that aren’t really important in the big picture but are “important to you”. Blow things out of proportion and always sweat the small stuff. This will really help to start arguments over nothing. Your relationship will be over in no time. Remember nagging your man constantly will remind him of his mother. And of course men loves being nagged by their mothers. So go ahead nag him out of your life! 

Be Negative

Complain about everything. Your friends, your family, your job, your clothes, your hair, everything! B*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch! Make sure that listening to your complaints and supporting your misery is his second job. Don’t make him just your boyfriend, make him your therapist. It's ok to share your problems with your guy BUT if you talk about your problems 24/7 prepare to be single!

Don’t be fun to be with

Stop smiling, laughing, and stop having a good time. This way when you guys go out and he sees other couples having a great time, he’ll be sure to remember what he’s been missing. Lastly, most importantly and most obvious…

Stop having sex

Be sure to never be in the mood, and make sure that when you do eventually have sex, make sure you make him feel like it’s an obligation and not because you actually care about him. Here are some bonus points, stop all physical contact, stop all affection, stop holding hands and stop kissing. Don’t even refer to him with sweet pet names, just have no warmth what so ever so he will go running to another ones arm. Men need sex and affection, it is a primal need. If you are not boning your man he is boning someone else. 

Now this list may sound really superficial but guess what, have you ever met a guy?! We are superficial. We are dumb stupid animals, and guys want to be around some one who makes them happy. That is the bottom line. Unfortunately for you, guys don’t put as much time on loyalty or "time serve", if you don’t keep him happy he will absolutely leave you. He wont tell you the real reason he’s leaving you but I will. He will probably feel bad about leaving since you have “history” but do these things and he will still leave. Any man who denies this is a liar who is telling you what you want to hear which is a good sign. It means he loves you enough to spare your feelings. If your man has said any of these things to you without sensitivity and even used these as a threat to leave then he is a selfish d*ck. Leave him. Yes, I’m being an insensitive prat here but hey I’m not your boyfriend.

But through out the pain, hurt, inconvenience and nuisance you have put him through and in the end this person is still there hanging on to you, your relationship or a potential romance then maybe, just maybe you have to step back, look at the bigger picture and change your outlook on this person. What ever your reason is for wanting to leave, think Where you stand with him, would you be sad when he finally leaves? Are you passing up 8’s to snag a mythical 10? I know theres a lot of you out there that will say “Hey I don’t have the time to keep him happy, well you know what? You don’t need a man either. If you totally neglect what a man really want, you will have all the time in the world cause you won’t have a man anymore. And thats the truth. 

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